Monday, August 2, 2010

Conversations with a 4-year-old

Mom: Crash, are you wearing underwear?

Crash: No.

Mom: Go put some on.

Crash: I don't wear underwear.

Mom: Remember, we went to the store and you found the perfect underwear?

Crash:  I only wear underwear every other day.

Mom: Well, Crash, you didn't wear underwear yesterday, so todays' the day.

Crash: I wore underwear the day before.  I only do it in a pattern.  Underwear, no underwear, underwear, no underwear. 

Mom:  Exactly.  No underwear yesterday, underwear today.

Crash: Oh.  I still won't wear underwear.

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